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[nolittlevoice]

[If you are wandering over by the lake today, you might see a Spaniard strumming a guitar, looking fairly calm for someone who has just found out that giant tentacled things can dance.

Obviously, you should come and pester him.]

ETA: ((ooc: BREAKING FOR DINNER back in a bit! BACK And again!

ETA 2: going to bed, will pick up threads in the AM. ))

Comments

[capt_liarpants]

*WHY DO SO MANY PEOPLE GO BY THE LAKE?*

*shouts from a safe distance* Hey! You should really get back! It's rearing up!

[nolittlevoice]

[IT IS LOVELY, THAT IS WHY]

I think it's just trying to dip itself, or something.

[capt_liarpants]

*IF YOU LOVE TENTACLES, MAYBE*

Noooooo, I really think it isn't. I think it's getting ready to shoot it's arms out and grab and pull and dunk! Trust me, I'm a professional Tentacle Reader.

[nolittlevoice]

[DON'T JUDGE ME]

...it really doesn't seem to be doing anything particularly aggressive.

[capt_liarpants]

*...JUDGES*

It's luring you in so that you just think it's safe. Or maybe it's trying to hypnotize you! A distance of fifty...no, seventy feet is a good distance to keep from the lake.

[nolittlevoice]

[...>:]

Fine! I'll step back a bit. But if I move too far she won't be able to hear the music.

[capt_liarpants]

...she's underwater, I don't think she can hear it anyways! Well, most of her is underwater but it doesn't look like she has ears on her arms.

*has drifted a bit closer from the recommended safe distance of fifty feet*

[nolittlevoice]

Well if you can explain how she's moving it time to the music without hearing, please do.

[capt_liarpants]

Coincidence! Or maybe the Director is giving her instructions.

[nolittlevoice]

Ah yes, the Director. Does she have control of Marcy?

[capt_liarpants]

Probably, she seems to have control of everything else. Or maybe it's all an act!

[nolittlevoice]

I...don't think I'm following.

[capt_liarpants]

I guess the point is that we don't really know because she could really be doing stuff or she could just be saying that she's doing stuff. Nobody knows.

But it's possible that she's controlling Marcy to try and make you think everything's safe before the arms attack!

[nolittlevoice]

Ah, got it. Lord, what a mess.

[capt_liarpants]

Yeah, it's easiest just to blame the Director for stuff since everyone doesn't know what's going on. There's supposed to be something about a murder but I don't know much about it.

[nolittlevoice]

From everything I hear I'm surprised there's only been one