Dec 15, 2008 20:45
[Out of the freakishly cold weather and in the mess hall, swiveling around in rolly chair, a certain mad scientist is working on his laptop to post the following announcement:]
Campers and Counselors at large, allow me to remind you all that there are certain mannerisms and behaviors that you should avoid taking up, no matter the season. As such, please refrain from abusing the zombies unless after using them to make the holiday seem that much more macabre you plan to patch them up yourself.
Since there is quite a number of new people here thanks to the arrival of more counselors, I'll reintroduce myself. I am Doctor Franken Stein. My job here at Camp is that of the Zombie Repair Man. You can understand, then, that I would not appreciate having more work than necessary simply because it's the holidays.
In addition to this, I will say again for benefit of those who have arrived since the last time I made this announcement: Yes, the screw in my head is real. Yes, it goes through my skull. Yes, I put it there myself. No, you may not touch it. I would prefer not having to work on punishing those who go against this when the weather is this cold.
Any questions? ♥
((Offically off-hiatus! Feel free to bug Stein online or in the mess hall~
ETA: And like an hour or two after the fact... am done for the night! Will pick up threads tomorrow!))