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[quicustodiet]

[A slightly bedraggled detective has emerged from the woods]

Someone had better tell me what's going on here.

((new character etc, will be slow! And bedtime, will pick up old&new tomorrow!))

Comments

[legally_blond]

That might take some time, Fräulein, depending on how much you know.

[quicustodiet]

All I know is that the chief sent me here to teach police officers, not zombies.

[legally_blond]

Ah, that happens a lot! Not everyone is aware of what this place is until they end up here.

[quicustodiet]

And what is this place?

[quicustodiet]

Give me the short version.

[quicustodiet]

That doesn't make any sense.

[getoffmylap]

You'll need to get more specific than that.

[quicustodiet]

Look, all I know is that I'm supposed to be somewhere in Louisiana for a training retreat, not a swamp in the middle of nowhere. I don't have any specifics to ask.

[getoffmylap]

Line up and join the club, we've all been tricked into this place one way or another.

[quicustodiet]

What do you mean, tricked?

[ratinthehat]

[on a picnic table and thus not underfoot]

Uh, right here and now, or this place in general? If it's the last one, I don't know where to start.

[quicustodiet]

--Who said that?

[ratinthehat]

I did. Uh, I'm down here. On the table. Hi.

[on hind paws, stretching up as tall as possible which still isn't that tall]

[quicustodiet]

[...well, I've seen stranger.]

Uh, hi.

[myarrrrm]

Ah, now, that's the request o' a lifetime, t'ain't it.

[quicustodiet]

What do you mean?

[myarrrrm]

Don't quite know meself! Strange place, this. 'course, there are plenty what know more than old Long John, but the whole truth, mm, that's for the Director 'erself and 'erself alone, t'would seem.

[quicustodiet]

So where can I find this director?