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[skullkingabout]

[Woah! Easy there Rudolph. There seems to be a sleigh gone wild through the skies of camp, careening wildly from side to side, and scattering morbidly wrapped presents in its wake. Should you choose to open one of the gifts, you will find it not only festive and geared towards your character -- but still somehow ENTIRELY MISSING THE POINT OF

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D-D-D-Did he-

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*OH GOD WHAT IS THIS BASEBALL MADE OF*

AAAAAAAAAAH

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Whoa -- what's that?!

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*I DON'T KNOW BUT I'M THROWING IT AT YOU. it makes a squishing sound ;;*

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WAUGH!

[catch fumble drop]

I think it's alive!!!

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It's all stitched together...

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It's like -- it's a zombie ball!

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Z-Zombie... ball...

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Yeah, uh . . . maybe it was meant to go to one of them . . .

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*SOBBING A LITTLE*

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Um, I'm pretty sure it's harmless? I mean, it didn't try to bite me or anything when I caught it, so!

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It's still horrible...

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. . .

[kicks it farther away] There?

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T-thanks.