[yo ho yo ho a counselor's life for me?]

[myarrrrm]

[Tonight, you might notice that the cook serving up your soup at the service window is a goddamn cyborg pirate bear. You might also notice that, while the soup looks strikingly similar to Tuesday's, and contains the occasional eyeball, it smells AWESOME. And if you're brave enough to try it, it tastes pretty awesome, too.]

Hmm, mm, mm... ♫

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Comments

[goddamnbadman]

[is in some corner by himself with three empty bowls in front of him, soon to be four.]

[myarrrrm]

[I AM FLATTERED 9D]

[goddamnbadman]

[has gotten up to get two more bowls! has also noticed you kind of staring.]

Is there something wrong?

[myarrrrm]

Beggin' your pardon, sir! Never seen a man so quick t' finish off what's in front of him. A right compliment, t'is.

[nolittlevoice]

Hello, what's this?

[myarrrrm]

Stew, plain an' simple. Wit' a few more ingredients, maybe more'n that, but for the moment, ah! Now, have a taste. Ye'll be comin' back for seconds 'fore y'knows it.

[nolittlevoice]

[hasn't eaten anything in days, sooo possibly not entirely in right mind. OM NOM.]

This is very good! What's in it?

[myarrrrm]

Ohhh, a little bit o' this, a little bit o' that. Old family recipe.

[linginmyskin]

Ah? This is new.

[myarrrrm]

The stew or the cyborg? Hah!

[linginmyskin]

You call yourself a cyborg? It's both! But I'm more used to seeing new fellas around.

[myarrrrm]

I calls meself what I am. Now, I heard there's a new shipment o' campers e'ery month or so! Is that about right?

[putyourheartin]

Ah, did I lose track of the days?

[myarrrrm]

It's Wednesday, lass, no gettin' around that! An' I promise your tongue'll tell y'the difference 'tween this an' yesterday's fare.

[putyourheartin]

Excuse me, I'm suddenly in the mood for a sandwich. Thank you, though.

[myarrrrm]

Ahh, now, that cuts me t' the quick. Y'won't be disappointed, miss. Give it a try.

[capt_liarpants]

*is somewhat suspicious of his suspicious portion of suspicious soup, no matter how wonderful it smells*

Oi, what's in this?

[myarrrrm]

Ah, this an' that, lad!

[capt_liarpants]

This and that could be a lot of different things! *is poking something in the soup with a spoon that may or may not be a spider's leg, it's hard to tell*

[myarrrrm]

[...no it probably is]

This an' that won't hardly matter once y'take a swig.