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[a_classy_lady]

[It is a beautiful day in Camp Fuck You Die and Major Ocelot is taking a walk in the brisk wintery air in an open field. Such a lovely day and the young soldier seems determined to enjoy it, stretching, almost basking cat-like in the weather. Surely, he seems to be thinking, Surely nothing could ruin such a good day

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[iforonewelcome]

[OW]

[a_classy_lady]

[APPARENTLY HAS NOT NOTICED MAJOR OCELOT YET.

Unzips her shirt.]

[iforonewelcome]

[MOTHERFUCKING OW]

I recognize that tire...

[iforonewelcome]

[oh hell. ROLLS TO HIS FEET]

BITCH!!

[youaregayforme]

*...I know that sound of burning tires smashing into faces*

[youaregayforme]

...EVA?

[a_classy_lady]

...!

...Snake?

[youaregayforme]

*seems to consider if he should draw on you. But... eh. Doesn't*

Back in America, huh? Forget something?

[officialrapier]

Be caref--!!

[officialrapier]

...How did you do that?

[a_classy_lady]

Don't worry. I didn't hit anything important.

...The flip?

[officialrapier]

Well, he does not seem to be dead...

Yes, that.

[ovoretherainbow]

Everyone okay dere?

[a_classy_lady]

Well, I'm fine. [glances him over, measuringly]

[ovoretherainbow]

Dat's good! Dat was a nice flip dere.

[a_classy_lady]

Thanks. It's a skill.

[gunleftsmoking]

[pinged by tits Ocelot's pain the loud motorbike no I'm pretty sure it's tits]

... you're pretty new here, aren't you.

[a_classy_lady]

[R1]

...Snake? [looks... confused]

[gunleftsmoking]

[-- okay this is a gun being drawn. A SHAME, you're pretty hot]

There a reason you know my name, lady?

[a_classy_lady]

[raises her arms, no higher than her shoulders]

Easy there. You look like someone I know.