SOMEWHERE IN CAMP . . .

[mafiosobold]

[ . . . an empty pie tin and an empty can of whipped cream are being viciously kicked around.]

And this is for the five pounds Haru gained over Thanksgiving! And . . . and this is for the five pounds Haru will gain over Christmas . . . !

(( NAPTIEM FOR HARUS I will pick up when I return! BACK after mistletoe-induced delay, I had to go be a

Comments

[tasteslikeash]

. . . Woman, what the fuck are you doing?

[mafiosobold]

[automatically] Don't be vulgar, Gokudera-san!

[tasteslikeash]

It's no different from normal!

[mafiosobold]

You said the F word!

[tasteslikeash]

So what?!

[mafiosobold]

That's the worst!

[tasteslikeash]

I could do worse.

--Anyway, none of this is important! The fucking sword idiot got himself -- lost.

[mafiosobold]

No you--hahi!? Yamamoto is lost? Don't call him that!

[tasteslikeash]

Yeah . . . He went into those shitty caves with some other useless guys. I always call him that!

[mafiosobold]

And he hasn't come back? We need to go after him! You said the F word again!

[tasteslikeash]

We can't! I call him that a lot too.

[mafiosobold]

Why not? You shouldn't!

[tasteslikeash]

. . . Because! Why the hell not?

[mafiosobold]

Gokudera-san, that's not an answer! It's not nice!

[tasteslikeash]

Look, if we could I'd still be down there! He doesn't care.

[mafiosobold]

I know you wouldn't leave him behind . . . but you can tell me why! Ahh, he wouldn't, would he . . .