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[mermaaaaan]

This doesn't seem like any post-monologue after party I've ever attended before.

((Zoolander and Hansel are both down for the night!))

Comments

[sohotritenow]

Well, how many post-monologue after parties have you been to?

[mermaaaaan]

Six.

[sohotritenow]

Whoah, really? How often do you do monologues and attend the post-monologue parties following it?

[mermaaaaan]

Uh, Earth to Hansel, I'm not the one who does the monologues.

[sohotritenow]

So you're just the monologue listener in the monologue party.

[mermaaaaan]

Are you paying attention at all? The parties are after the monologues, Han-stupid.

[sohotritenow]

Of course I'm paying attention. It's not my fault your monologuing is confusing.

[mermaaaaan]

I'm not monologuing!

[sohotritenow]

How do you know that whenever you talk, you're not monologuing? Sometimes you could just be talking to yourself, so wouldn't that count?

[mermaaaaan]

Take your crazy conspiracy series and go elsewhere.

[sohotritenow]

I'm not the one who's brainwashed to kill the Prime Master of Magnesia.

[mermaaaaan]

That was an accident.

[sohotritenow]

I'm listening.

[mermaaaaan]

...

That's it.

[sohotritenow]

Oh.

Right, so where's the party?

[mermaaaaan]

Why don't you get to work figuring that out?