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[nokickthepuppy]

[THERE IS A TRAIN FLYING THROUGH THE SKY]

[THERE IS A BOY ON A BICYCLE CHASING IT. . . AND HEADING VERY FAST TOWARDS A PICNIC TABLE]

[WHAT DO YOU DO?]

Comments

[agirl_apart]

Trains aren't supposed to do that!!

[nokickthepuppy]

[YOU TELL THAT TRAIN i'll just be flying over the table and landing somewhere]

[agirl_apart]

[still being way too huffy at what trains should and should not do to acknowledge you |<]

[nokickthepuppy]

[okay, just going to stay quiet then laugh after awhile]

[agirl_apart]

--and even if you ignore the laws of physics--which you shouldn't, thank you very much--I didn't see a conductor or any sort of staff on that train, which I'm sure violates several laws and ordinances! And furthermore...

[agirl_apart]

[oh hey it's a voice that sounds...familiar?]

Oh?

[nokickthepuppy]

[getting up, brushing his pants off]

[agirl_apart]

Excuse me, do you have anything to do with the train that just went by? I demand an explanation.

[nokickthepuppy]

No, I didn't. I just happened to chase it.

[agirl_apart]

[it's not quite the same and yet...?!]

Then I demand to know everything you know about this.

[nokickthepuppy]

It's a train that runs from Sapporo to Hokkaido - A sleeper train, the North Star.

[agirl_apart]

That doesn't explain anything about why it was violating the laws of physics!

[nokickthepuppy]

I think that's because of camp.

[agirl_apart]

Camp...

[noises of frustration and annoyance go here!]

[nokickthepuppy]

It's not that bad. No one was hurt because of it.

[agirl_apart]

That doesn't matter! What does is the fact that trains are not supposed to do that!!