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[ineedbothhands]

Hmmm...I guess it's kinda late, but you know what they say, better late than never! Besides, I think we could definitely use this...

[in the fabled middle of camp, there is a teenaged boy putting the finishing touches on a large sign]

[THE FIRST SECOND IT'S TECHNICALLY THE SECOND BUT THE FIRST HASN'T HAPPENED YET BECAUSE OF THE TIME STREAM ANNUAL

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[got_axed]

[SIGH]

I still don't get why you asked me t'come along.

[ineedbothhands]

Because the only other people I've seen you hang out with are dudes. That's just not right, man.

[got_axed]

Like the batshit housewife and the crazy fluffy girl?

[ineedbothhands]

Well, I've never actually seen you with them, so they don't count.

[melonshalfoff]

Babes, huh?

[ineedbothhands]

[...target acquired]

Heh...yeah. Hey there, I'm Junpei.

[melonshalfoff]

Chiaki ♥ Yo!

[ineedbothhands]

Hey. Nice to meet you. So, how you doing?

[stop_mallettime]

....the what?

[ineedbothhands]

Operation Babe Hunt...you know, looking to meet some pretty ladies like yourself.

[stop_mallettime]

Why?

[ineedbothhands]

So I can get to know them better, of course. I'm Junpei. What's your name?

[dosciencetoit]

Time stream?

[ineedbothhands]

Yeah, see...technically the first one back home was in 2009, and since it's still 2008 here...

[dosciencetoit]

Can you really measure annual events between timelines and universes? It's not like if we waited a year the first one would happen here.

[ineedbothhands]

Well...yeah, but the...second one would...and it would be the first because...

[way to go. you broke him]

[athousandandnun]

A hunt?

[ineedbothhands]

W-well, not a real hunt, of course. Just, you know, an expression.

[athousandandnun]

I see. And you're looking for "babes"?

[ineedbothhands]

W-well, that's just an expression, too.