ITP: No shorties allowed

[whoisashrimp]

[Meanwhile, there is something... different today in front of the Mess Hall. Which is a purple gorilla holding a poorly-done sign near the entrance. Nothing important, really, as you can see:

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[ilikethemshort]

[LAUGHING HER HEAD OFF]

OH MAN That is like, so totally true if only he was here...

[ilikethemshort]

OTANI?!

[whoisashrimp]

[STILL YELLING AT THE SIGN]

--Koizumi?

[ilikethemshort]

What. What are you doing here?

[bellsofsteel]

Whoa, now that's one short sign!

[ilikethemshort]

I didn't know gorillas could write!

... oh hey, you're unchained.

[bellsofsteel]

Oh yeah it's lookin' like they're regular SURE I AM NO THANKS TO YOU

[ilikethemshort]

Well it's not like I could do anything to unlock you.

How did you get out, anyway?

[weedoverflowers]

[is 5"1 and takes great offense at that >( ]

Isn't this called "discrimination"?

[ilikethemshort]

I think it only applies to guys, really.

[weedoverflowers]

I don't think that makes it any better.

[ilikethemshort]

OHMYGOD Tsukushi, I don't know what just happened but... but Otani's here!

[sparkurmisery]

That you're too short to enter, midget.

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[whoisashrimp]

WHAT DID YOU SAY?

[sparkurmisery]

That YOU are too SHRIMP-SIZED, SHORT, SMALL, MIDGET-SIZED to go inside. And quite possibly also deaf.

[whoisashrimp]

I'M GONNA KILL YOU.

[inoneshot]

That's a little unfortunate.

[ilikethemshort]

It is... isn't it?

[inoneshot]

It is!

[ilikethemshort]

Ohmigod, Michel... it's...

[flabbergasted]