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[berenson_bear]

(Near the shore of the lake, there is a NEW CAMPER!!1! dressed in only a leotard, looking very pissed off. That might be because of the tentacle that she is currently trying to wrestle away from her leg.)

What the... Get off of me!

((INTRO POST FOR RACHEL! Will probably be slow for a multitude of reasons such as voice, fresh meat, making moar icons,

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[theredeyeflight]

[.....oh my god. No way.]

< Rachel. Get away from the lake. NOW. >

[berenson_bear]

-Tobias?!

*startled enough to allow Marcy to drag her a few feet INSERT UNPRINTABLE WORDS HERE*

[theredeyeflight]

[Oh hell no.]

< Rachel, listen to me. Start kicking and get the hell away. >

[If she grabs me I'm going to be so mad. Your entrance to camp sucks :|]

[berenson_bear]

I think I have a better idea than that-

*TENTACLE GRAB GET aaaand ACQUIRING ME SOME DNA*

[STFU MY ENTRANCE DOES NOT SUCK]

[theredeyeflight]

[You are about to be dragged into a radioactive lake by a tentacle monster. That is worse than me being stuck up a tree.]

< ...Did you just...? Oh man. ...Forget it, just move! >

[berenson_bear]

*ALREADY AM, KTHX*

[theredeyeflight]

[AND I AM FLYING OVER AND WATCHING YOU because you have totally proven you can't be here unsupervised. :<]

< Future rule of thumb. Stay away from the lake. >

[berenson_bear]

...I think I got that. Tobias, what is this place?

[theredeyeflight]

< This is Camp, which yeah, is a lousy explanation, so here goes. We're trapped in a swamp, in Louisiana. No clue how it all works, but somehow it does. There's a barrier that keeps us stuck in here until it wants to let you out.

[And general camp warnings and stuff go here, you know the drill] >

[berenson_bear]

...

I am going to kill the Elimist.

[theredeyeflight]

< Yeah, tell him I'm not too happy either when you do that. I haven't seen him, or I'd yell at him myself. >

[berenson_bear]

I talked with him, right before I found myself face-to-face with whatever that thing was. He didn't say anything about dumping me here, though.

[theredeyeflight]

< ...You talked with him? When? What'd he say? >

[berenson_bear]

Not much, just the usual "I do not interfere." I'd like to know how sticking me here falls under "not interfering," though.

...Did you get here the same way I did?

[theredeyeflight]

< Uh no, I never saw him. I was just flying to the barn for a meeting. Then I found myself human and stuck up a tree, here. >

[berenson_bear]

*laughs a little at that* That must have been fun. How did you get down?