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[errant_swallow]

Mm~ I'm so bored~ Let's play a game!

Why don't you tell me two things that are true about you and one of them that's a lie, and we'll see who can guess which one's which~? ♥

((OOC: CHAN ENDORSED Two truths and a lie post is GO. Also massive rape is massive! Still going, but replies will be slow. And cutting down on threads for the night. Will

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[nokickthepuppy]

Ahh, okay. . .

I go to an art school. I major in painting. And I biked to Hokkaido.

[errant_swallow]

Well, no matter how it turns out, you're an artist~

[nokickthepuppy]

Ahh, perhaps.

[errant_swallow]

Well if you're not a painter, you go to art school, and if you don't go to art school you're a painter, hm?

[cognitagonist]

Let's see. . .

I'm a happy drunk, good with computers and. . .I'm an orphan?

[errant_swallow]

Oh? Why the pause?

[cognitagonist]

It was hard to think of three things.

[errant_swallow]

Is it really that difficult?

[gotagoodfeeling]

Okay, let me think...

I've crashed a fête, an airship, and my ribs.

[rebelsplotting]

You were supposed to include a lie, Vaan.

[gotagoodfeeling]

One of those was a lie.

[rebelsplotting]

You never. . . ?

[o_sarchasm]

I've slept in an igloo. I once had a run-in with a giant, rampaging spirit owl. Aaaand I have personally made a sword out of a meteor.

[errant_swallow]

Well you certainly don't seem to have the hands of a blacksmith~

[o_sarchasm]

I didn't say I made more than one sword. And for the record I have some very manly callouses.

[errant_swallow]

They are quiet impressive, but they don't seem to be in the right places~

[ineedbothhands]

Two truths and a lie, huh? Let's see...

Um...Oh! Got it!

I go to high school. I'm 18 years old. At night, during a secret 25th hour that nobody knows about, I fight monsters that prey on people's minds by shooting myself in the head in order to summon a representation of my psyche that has taken the form of a giant robotic birdman.

[errant_swallow]

That last one is too outrageous to be a lie~!

[ineedbothhands]

But which one is the lie?

[errant_swallow]

Well, you don't seem 18 to me.