ITP: ROBOTS.

[throwawrench]

Okay. Okay okay okay

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[techromancey]

Touch Chii-tan or KOS-MOS-tan and--

--and I'll be very disappointed at you for the disservice you do to mankind.

[throwawrench]

Oh? Disappointed? Why should I care about you being disappointed? I don't think it would be a disservice. It would be fun for me, after all! Also! Thank you for giving me names~

[techromancey]

You're that kind of guy, aren't you? Anything I say about the power of moe will be completely lost on you! A man with no protective instincts . . . this is a sad state to live in. And I get the feeling I should shut up riiiiiiight now.

[throwawrench]

Aah, the power of what? I don't really understand! But, then, I don't really want to understand. Even if you say it's sad, I don't see how it could be. Because I like to break physical things! Even more so when they're mechanical. Do you understand?

[letsbitchingluv]

*Summoned*

. . .

[dosciencetoit]

Um... do you know what's going on here?

[letsbitchingluv]

Rampant stupidity!

[dosciencetoit]

[sighs]

With people, that goes on a lot of the time.

[jyankenpwned]

[curious in spite of myself, cos hey, robots are cool~]

[throwawrench]

[sees you]

...you're not a robot.

[jyankenpwned]

Afraid not... Sorry. [EYEING THE WRENCH]

...My world has lots of stories about robots, though.

[throwawrench]

[shoulders wrench thoughtfully, grins]

Oh, does it? Well, I don't really care about that right now. It's been too long since I got to break something! So I only care about stories if they're fun for me - that is, if they mean that I'll get to break something!

[ninjaofthenet]

The only robot I know isn't here. And I wouldn't want anyone taking her apart, anyway.

[throwawrench]

What you want has nothing to do with it! It's only more interesting if it's a sad story for someone else. But, okay. That's okay - for now, I only care about robots that are here.

[ninjaofthenet]

Uh, okay. That's... good, I guess.

[throwawrench]

So, then! If you come across any robots around here, or if you hear any stories about them here, you should tell me, right? Because I want to hear about them.

[jstalovemachine]

What makes you think the robots would let you?

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[throwawrench]

Haha - what makes you think I would care if they didn't? That could make it a fun and interesting story, too.

[jstalovemachine]

Sounds dangerous.

[throwawrench]

That, too! It could definitely be a dangerous story. But I like dangerous stories as long as they're fun for me. And finding a robot like that would definitely be fun and interesting for me, even if it didn't go as planned. It might be more interesting if it didn't go as planned!