[itp: age-ups!]
Dear [INSERT CAMPER NAME HERE],
We have been informed that your current age does not match the one recorded in our database. We suggest that you update yourself to match it as soon as possible, or else face immediate termination. Enclosed are approrpiate materials for assisting in this transition.
Thank you for your time,
THE MANAGEMENT
... while I am glad that camp has finally decided to acknowledge the fact that I an nearly 19, they could have been somewhat less ... abrupt about it. Honestly, I am going to have to repair some of my clothing. Irritating.
We have been informed that your current age does not match the one recorded in our database. We suggest that you update yourself to match it as soon as possible, or else face immediate termination. Enclosed are approrpiate materials for assisting in this transition.
Thank you for your time,
THE MANAGEMENT
... while I am glad that camp has finally decided to acknowledge the fact that I an nearly 19, they could have been somewhat less ... abrupt about it. Honestly, I am going to have to repair some of my clothing. Irritating.