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[when_in_canada]

Ah... I do beg pardon, campers, but I have a proposition for you all.

I'm offering the Consulate's leftover Halloween candy and homemade treats to whoever assists me in cleaning the building -- it would seem we were under seige last night without our knowing.

Thank you kindly.

((ooc: the consulate has been halloween-attacked! your usual, tp

Comments

[hes_my_master]

I will gladly assist you with cleaning, sir. What do you wish me to do?

[when_in_canada]

Thank you kindly, young Miss. Perhaps you would wipe down the flamingoes? They appear to have gotten the worst of the egging. I was thinking I'd tackle the toilet paper, myself, as it's up high.

[hes_my_master]

All right, then. Have you cleaning supplies, or should I fetch my own?

[when_in_canada]

I've plenty right here, you needn't trouble yourself. [passes a bucket!]

[hes_my_master]

Thank you, sir.

[begins carefully wiping down the flamingos]

[when_in_canada]

[workaworka~]

[hes_my_master]

It is really rather sad that someone would do such things to another's property, is it not? Although I have heard that these incidents are somewhat common at this time of year.

[when_in_canada]

It's something of a tradition on Halloween... I'm grateful that they didn't indulge in property destruction.

[hes_my_master]

True. At least none of this is permanent.

[when_in_canada]

Indeed. I'm grateful.

[hes_my_master]

Mm. Although it does create rather a lot of work for you, does it not?

[when_in_canada]

It does, but a lot of wonderful people such as yourself are assisting.

[hes_my_master]

Thank you for the compliment, sir, but I am only a humble maid.

[when_in_canada]

I disagree, you're being very helpful.

[hes_my_master]

Well, I do try to help in whatever way I can, especially where cleaning is involved.

[when_in_canada]

That's admirable dedication.