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[when_in_canada]

Ah... I do beg pardon, campers, but I have a proposition for you all.

I'm offering the Consulate's leftover Halloween candy and homemade treats to whoever assists me in cleaning the building -- it would seem we were under seige last night without our knowing.

Thank you kindly.

((ooc: the consulate has been halloween-attacked! your usual, tp

Comments

[its_the_cape]

I don't mind helping out. Uhm, what do you need hand with?

[when_in_canada]

That's very kind of you... you look like the sort of fellow who could man a hose.

[its_the_cape]

Sure. Just start anywhere?

[when_in_canada]

Anywhere you please, although with the assistance in the front of the building, perhaps the east side would be best.

[melonshalfoff]

... No kidding!

[when_in_canada]

I suppose children must have their fun...

[melonshalfoff]

It sure looks like they had a lot of it all over the place, huh?

[when_in_canada]

It does indeed.

[win_strictly]

Wow. You got it good.

[when_in_canada]

We did indeed, if by good you're implying it's quite a mess.

[win_strictly]

Yeah, it's a mess all right. Want some help?

[when_in_canada]

Assistance would be much appreciated. And I would reward you accordingly.

[hes_my_master]

I will gladly assist you with cleaning, sir. What do you wish me to do?

[when_in_canada]

Thank you kindly, young Miss. Perhaps you would wipe down the flamingoes? They appear to have gotten the worst of the egging. I was thinking I'd tackle the toilet paper, myself, as it's up high.

[hes_my_master]

All right, then. Have you cleaning supplies, or should I fetch my own?

[when_in_canada]

I've plenty right here, you needn't trouble yourself. [passes a bucket!]

[boomtoday]

FREE CAND--

[boomtoday]

--oh hell no. I'm not cleaning that up.

[when_in_canada]

Good afternoon, Miss.