Backdated to September 29th

[littlestsoldier]

*Today there is an elaborate feast laid out on numerous tables. All sorts of food and drink are readily available, including alcohol. What kind of holy holiday would this be without booze? One of said tables is covered in platters of all sorts of sandwiches, of course. At the head of that table sit Michael and Raphael. What is this about, you may

Comments

[sistercomplex]

You just made that up. I bet you even made up the Wiki page.

[healingcock]

He's not smart enough to do that.

[sistercomplex]

You're the accomplice huh?

[healingcock]

"Hostage."

[sistercomplex]

Hostages who get fed and get booze don't count.

[healingcock]

The hell they don't. Get over here and get something to drink.

[sistercomplex]

You gonna card me?

[healingcock]

You're old enough to die heroically, you're old enough to get drunk.

[sistercomplex]

I like this new Raphael logic!

[Grabbing one]

[healingcock]

[apple cider get!]

Just don't expect me to heal you if you get alcohol poisoning.

[sistercomplex]

Hey I can totally do the control thing! Don't worry about it!

[healingcock]

Sure.

[sistercomplex]

[Is very clearly drinking responsibly here~]

It's the light stuff anyway.

[healingcock]

Hm.

[sistercomplex]

My money's on you though.

[healingcock]

On me what?