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[A vaguely put-upon looking young man is sitting outside somewhere reading and probably smoking. But that's not the odd part

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[manofsteal]

... well that's a waste of a perfectly good body. Damn octopuses. Taunting me.

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. . . Yes, yes it is.

[manofsteal]

I mean, seriously, what chick is so desperate she's turning to an octopus for lovin'? Can an octopus cuddle? CAN AN OCTOPUS SPEND THIRTY BUCKS TO TAKE YOU TO SOME SAPPY MOVIE WITH MEG RYAN? HA! Fat chance!

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Maybe she wasn't looking for a movie...

[manofsteal]

But... come on! An octopus isn't a partner! It's a food! It's an aquarium exhibit! Sometimes it's part of a really stupid hockey game tradition! It can't compare to a man!

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[Shrugs] More hands?

[manofsteal]

They're not even real hands! They're like... giant worms! With suction cups!

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But they're hard to imitate.

[manofsteal]

... do you have experience in this practice or something?

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Nope, just poking holes in your arguments.

[manofsteal]

Just for the hell of it?

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Why not?

[manofsteal]

... fun isn't it?

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Not that I'd want to give anyone the wrong impression, but yeah.