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[safetystayson]

[out at camp's very own shooting range, there are a pair of cops engaged in some target practice. In fact, one is helping the other with his aim by placing his hands over the other's, looking over his shoulder

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[cock_my_gun]

What? Yeah, 'course I am.

[safetystayson]

What did I just say then?

[cock_my_gun]

"Dee? Are you payin' attention?"

[safetystayson]

Before that.

[gettin_fired_up]

Sorry ta say, I don't think he was!

[safetystayson]

I've noticed that now. Honestly...

[gettin_fired_up]

A rewards and punishment system might work well, ya know? It'll get him to listen. It worked with Pochi.

[safetystayson]

This is something he should want to be better at naturally.

[whenurgood2nana]

*Yup, that's pretty gay*

...

[safetystayson]

[letting go of Dee now :|]

Ah, hello.

[whenurgood2nana]

Shooting practice?

[safetystayson]

Yes, it's good to keep in practice.

[skateinurface]

[--!!

yeah kicking a guy with a gun is a bad idea so imma just lurk over here k]

[safetystayson]

[this looks much gayer than it really is, I swear]

[skateinurface]

[I AM BEING MATURE AND NOT SAYING ANYTHING but omg so gay]

[safetystayson]

[well since your not-dad is currently failing at shooting moving targets, I have time to glance around]

--Bikky?

[shootin_blanks]

[MAY OR MAY NOT BE SPYING ON FROM THE COVER OF CONVENIENTLY NEARBY BUSHES.]

[safetystayson]

...

. . .

[glances over]

[shootin_blanks]

[RUSTLE RUSTLE RUSTLE. NOTHING TO SEE HERE. REALLY. JUST A SHRUBBERY.]

[safetystayson]

[... well my masculinity doesn't really feel endangered, so turning his attention forward again]