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[eye_lube_you]

[what do you get when you have a not-immediately-noticeable-if-you're-not-paying-much-attention barrier and add one boy who's walking at a brisk pace to leave, therefore not paying much attention?]

[SLAM]

[... that's what]

owwwww

Comments

[owlneeder]

Doesn't work that way.

[eye_lube_you]

I was testin' it.

[owlneeder]

Yeah, well, you're lucky that's all that happened.

[eye_lube_you]

What'dya mean?

[owlneeder]

You might have been turned into a girl. Or a cat. ... Or a rock.

[eye_lube_you]

...

What?

[owlneeder]

Oh, yeah. Happens all the time.

[eye_lube_you]

Now that's just a crazy lie.

[owlneeder]

Wanna bet?

[eye_lube_you]

... maybe!

[owlneeder]

Try it again. If you're lucky you'll just get thrown back again.

[eye_lube_you]

I ain't dumb enough to ... deliberately crash into somethin'.

[owlneeder]

That's fine. That stuff'll happen to you eventually anyway.

[eye_lube_you]

Not if I can help it.

[owlneeder]

You can't.

[eye_lube_you]

I can too. Watch me.