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[slightly_anemic]

[Tonight in the Mess Hall, there is a dead girl lying in a pool of blood in the middle of the floor. There is also a maid cleaning up the mess, looking strangely unconcerned. What do you do?]

((ETA: OH YEAH I kind of forgot to mention that Hisui will mostly be the one replying, since Hyatt's kinda busy being dead. So if you actually want to talk

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[inpignation]

[be kind of vaguely desensitized to it, we suspect]

--right, it's about the time of year it's getting colder, huh.

[hes_my_master]

So it would seem.

[inpignation]

Hah, hah. Sorry to put you through this, I guess. Need a hand, or maybe a blanket?

[hes_my_master]

It is very kind of you to offer, but I could not ask another to do my job for me.

[recreational]

Hmm. What a mess.

I prefer it to be done a lot more cleanly.

(( lol placeholder ))

[hes_my_master]

... "Done," sir?

[recreational]

Oh, did you misunderstand?

I meant murder, of course.

[hes_my_master]

Ah, I believe you have misunderstood, sir. No murder has occurred here.

[tigerken]

EEEH?!!

[hes_my_master]

Is there a problem, sir?

[tigerken]

There's blood! There's a lot of blood! Blood's on the floor! Why is there blood?!

[hes_my_master]

Miss Hyatt has been having some health problems, it seems.

[vegan_megan]

[Hairnet, apron]

... I guess I should appreciate that I don't have to clean this up.

[hes_my_master]

The cleaning of the Mess Hall is primarily my duty.

[vegan_megan]

Well. Yeah. That, too.

Did you ... I mean. Was she already there when you started cleaning?

[hes_my_master]

Yes, she was lying here in this manner when I arrived. Which is, I suppose, a good thing, as that means that I do not have to clean this particular part of the floor twice.

[sharpmaskedman]

Miss, I should point out you're contaminating what may be a crime scene.

[hes_my_master]

A crime scene, sir? I do not believe so.

[sharpmaskedman]

Oh. Well then. That's... very reassuring?

[hes_my_master]

Forgive me for saying so, sir, but you do not sound particularly reassured.