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[bitchofthewest]

*the near-legendary middle of camp is soaked with blood and zombie detritus. if the smell didn't keep you away, you might notice that the prepubescent girl sitting near the center of the carnage is on a clean, dry spot in the grass, with not a speck of blood on her white dress. she seems to be annoyed by something

Comments

[rebelsplotting]

[keeping a sa-- clean distance]

Best they have?

[bitchofthewest]

Yes. These creatures are very disappointing... not even worth making them allies. I don't know why anyone would keep them around.

*you are being sized up*

[rebelsplotting]

I do not think that the people choose to have them here.

[can has a broadsword and shield?]

[bitchofthewest]

Well, they're here to test the weaker humans, I suppose... I just cannot see why anyone would bother.

[watchesovoreyou]

The living tend to be more of a challenge than the dead.

[bitchofthewest]

Ah, is that why? That makes them a little better! I have never seen the animated dead before!

[watchesovoreyou]

You have just arrived, correct? You will end up seeing them far more than, perhaps, you may like.

[bitchofthewest]

Novelty never does last long. But if I haven't seen this before, it holds a promise of more novelty to come... so it is worth appreciating.

[sugarspicequeen]

... My.

[bitchofthewest]

Hm? Someone else? I seem to be something of a spectacle today...

[sugarspicequeen]

You must admit, you've made quite a -- ah -- flashy sort of entrance.

[bitchofthewest]

They wouldn't go away! They shouldn't make offers like that if they're going to break as soon as you try anything. It's not very prudent, you know.

[papillondejade]

Oh wow, miss! How'd you keep your dress so clean?

[bitchofthewest]

It was not hard! They didn't get close enough to touch it.

[papillondejade]

You must be really good ... I mean, I can get 'em away from me pretty easily, but cleaning up afterwards is such a pain.

[bitchofthewest]

You're good at killing them? That's pretty impressive, for a human.

[perennially]

. . . the zombies?

[bitchofthewest]

Those dead creatures, yes. I was really expecting much more than that.

[perennially]

You like fighting?

[bitchofthewest]

I guess that's a word for it...