ITP - HERO FOR HIRE

[straight_as_an]

So. Is anyone in any kind of trouble or something? 'Cause y'know, that's what I'm here for.

Just checking!

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[ghostduster]

... do you answer whistles?

[straight_as_an]

Whistles? That's a new one. I guess I could?

[ghostduster]

Ah, they're these whistles.

[pulls one out from under his shirt.]

Supposedly they summon help. I haven't figured out who this one summons.

[straight_as_an]

Huh. Have you tested it out?

[plzdontdome]

Only having been here for more than a year now.

[straight_as_an]

Yeah, sorry about that. I tried taking on the barrier but...

[plzdontdome]

You did?

[straight_as_an]

Yeah. But I didn't do much good. Sorry if I let you down.

[rebelsplotting]

[conveniently nearby and striking a zombie down in one blow then sheathing her sword]

[rebelsplotting]

--Come again, sir?

[straight_as_an]

[neat]

Uh, if you need any help with anything, you can ask for mine?

[rebelsplotting]

Do you know where the Lady Director is?

[protagonistar]

Well, we're all stuck here ...

[straight_as_an]

Yeah, that's the one thing I can't really do much about, believe me.

[protagonistar]

It's good that you want to look after people, anyway.

[straight_as_an]

It's my job. I wouldn't be a good Sky Knight if I didn't take responsibility.

[ratinthehat]

[indicating the toucans]

...I wouldn't call it trouble so much as "constant harassment."

((workninja))

[straight_as_an]

I can scare them away.

[ratinthehat]

[impressed] I'd appreciate that, but they just keep coming back.

[straight_as_an]

Well, maybe there's a way to keep them away from you permanently. Like a insect spray for toucans.