In your messhall, being mocked by life.

[whoooosshh]

*The messhall is tonight the host of quite a spectacular spectacle. Upon a table stands an elaborate cake, shaped like a black coffin (dark chocolate) being draped in a red, torn sheet (marzipan) and adorned with sixtyone majestic black candles and marzipan-decorations shaped like broken hearts (tastes like strawberries). Next to it lies a written

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[girlsavesyou]

Well, what do you know.

[whoooosshh]

*This is mr Corner. I enjoy staying in Mr Corner because I can be alone in here.*

... Good evening, Yuri.

[girlsavesyou]

I'd say happy birthday, but you know, you never seem quite that kinda guy.

[whoooosshh]

... It was yesterday anyway.

[tengu_topper]

Hehhhh~ and people say I look good for my age!

[whoooosshh]

... Do they?

[tengu_topper]

They do~ I think it's a compliment! But I think you have me beat~

[whoooosshh]

... Younger than me then.

[putyourheartin]

What an artistic cake!

[whoooosshh]

*That it is, and you can feel free to eat as much as you want and ignore the man who looks... well, pretty much like the cake in the corner.*

[putyourheartin]

[I'll just help myself then! om nom nom~]

Ah. Would you like a slice?

[whoooosshh]

*Blinks a little in surprise before responding.* That's not necessary.

[but_a_wolf]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JANE!

[whoooosshh]

*My life. My miserable, miserable life.*

...

[but_a_wolf]

Hahahahahaha!

[whoooosshh]

*My name is right there, RIGHT. THERE. And he still calls me Jane. It's like a male Yuffie and I don't know how to make it go away.*

... Cake?

[this_is_theway]

Oh! Is it your birthday?

[whoooosshh]

*Dammit corner, why must you fail me today of all days?*

... Yesterday. Camp caught up with me.

[this_is_theway]

[Sorry I'm the SENSITIVE MOMMY TYPE :)]

Happy belated birthday! I'm afraid I don't have a present.

[whoooosshh]

*There are not enough hugs and cuddles and head pats in the world to help in this case.*

... You don't need to go that far.