ITP - Morning Mess Hall Post

[grabmyclutch]

[Today, in this episode of CFUD'S MESS HALL ANTICS there is a racer sitting with a bunch of unlikely people]

So is it possible I could get some pancakes today?

Hey, don't look at me, I don't plan the eating schedule here. I'd like some Hungarian cheeseballs, but does anyone get them for me? Noooooo.

Hungarian cheeseballs don't exist.

Even if they did,

Comments

[worlddomin8tion]

Wait--there aren't any pancakes!? What kind of torture is this!?

[youllgoblind]

It's not torture, it's breakfast!

[worlddomin8tion]

If there aren't pancakes, it's not breakfast. What's next, you going to bring in a parade of pumpkins or something?

[youllgoblind]

I guess it is that time of the year... I'll have to ask to be sure, but I bet we'll have plenty of pumpkins really soon! It's only two days 'til October, after all.

[worlddomin8tion]

--Are you serious? Because you kind of look like you're serious. (Actually, you kind of look like you're too stupid to NOT be serious...)

[youllgoblind]

Of course I'm serious! We on the mess hall staff don't mess around when it comes to food. Pretty soon there'll be pumpkin pie, pumpkin soup, pumpkin juice, cute little pumpkin-shaped cookies with pumpkin-color sugar sprinkles, those pumpkin-shaped candy things that make you wanna throw up if you eat too many of them...

[worlddomin8tion]

Augh! Stop, stop, shut up! I can't believe you'd keep going on about something so terrible!

[youllgoblind]

Ah--I didn't mean to offend! I was just trying to warn you--the sugar headache can be a pain, too--literally...

[worlddomin8tion]

Eh, I don't care about that, I mean the pumpkins! How could you take such a wonderful thing as food and ruin it with pumpkins everywhere!?

[youllgoblind]

Don't worry, there're plenty of pumpkins left over for carving Jack-o-Lanterns! You can't eat the shell, anyway, you know?

[worlddomin8tion]

Why would I want to carve up a pumpkin!? One of those things ends up anywhere near me and you'll be the one with the toothless grin!

[youllgoblind]

...Oh! I'm so sorry, how could I have been so blind? I completely didn't realize...

[worlddomin8tion]

Damned skippy!

...Wait, what? Why are you sounding like there is something wrong with me?

[youllgoblind]

No! No, not wrong, just different! I always forget that there are so many types of people here, and some of them aren't really people! --I mean, they're like person-people, but not like human-people. Uh...

[worlddomin8tion]

................What.

[youllgoblind]

If you'd have just said it from the beginning I would have caught on earlier, but it's alright, I get it. Back home you are a pumpkin!