ITP - Morning Mess Hall Post

[grabmyclutch]

[Today, in this episode of CFUD'S MESS HALL ANTICS there is a racer sitting with a bunch of unlikely people]

So is it possible I could get some pancakes today?

Hey, don't look at me, I don't plan the eating schedule here. I'd like some Hungarian cheeseballs, but does anyone get them for me? Noooooo.

Hungarian cheeseballs don't exist.

Even if they did,

Comments

[notamartian]

Hmmm. I think I ate hungarian cheeseballs once ...

[psych_u_out]

MY HERO.

[notamartian]

... sadly they weren't actually Hungarian nor were they actually made of cheese. Also, I think I was on a colony planet in the back end of the Neferi System. But it counts! Sort of.

[psych_u_out]

--Then again, I would like to reiterate that my forever man will always be Val Kilmer.

[notamartian]

Val Kilmer? I've met him. Charming man. Shorter than you think he'd be. But he doesn't do the Batman voice on request.

[psych_u_out]

You're kidding.

Let me see an autograph or it never happened!

[notamartian]

I didn't ask for his autograph, I was a little bit busy saving his life from a rigged explosion on a movie set. They never actually made that movie in the end, which is probably a good thing. It would have ruined his career. And I did learn that day never to ask an actor to do his signature voices while pulling him across an exploding movie set while making multiple "my other car is a batmobile" jokes. I've never seen a man look so chagrined at having his life saved.

Anyway, that's enough with the morning anecdotes.

[psych_u_out]

Well, I can't dislike a guy who tells a good story.

[notamartian]

I'm very likeable, me. Oh. Also, I'm the Doctor, have we met?

[psych_u_out]

Doctor what?

And nope, can't say we've met unless we're talking sweet dreams then yes. We met when I was swan-diving into a lake of cocoa with my pet swan...Cocoa. Spelt with a K.

[notamartian]

No no, just the Doctor.

[raising an eyebrow] And I'm fairly sure I'd remember at least your swan if that had happened. Also, that was the least imaginative on-the-hop naming I've ever heard.

[psych_u_out]

Hey, nobody spells Cocoa with a K except and point two! Don't insult my imaginary swawn you might hurt its imaginary feelings.

[notamartian]

Oh, it wasn't an insult. I am charmed by the concept of a swan named Kocoa, I assure you. As long as you're pronouncing the 'K' properly, naturally. Got to give it a proper click.

[psych_u_out]

Kocoa disapproves of your clicking. She prefers it to be natural.

[notamartian]

Silent, almost?

[psych_u_out]

Exactly! Now you get it.