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[bumpetysplat]

Excuse me!

... does anyone here know how to sharpen things?

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[teaoverflowers]

[looks at you strangely]

I think it depends what you want to sharpen.

[bumpetysplat]

Hallo! I need scissors to cut my hair.

[teaoverflowers]

[looks at your hair]

Aahh yeah, you do. Did you find any?

[bumpetysplat]

I know. Someone thought I was a girl, can you believe it?

This guy has a razor.

[teaoverflowers]

Ah no, not really.

A razor to cut long hair? Are you sure you want to do that?

[bumpetysplat]

...I don't think I could do it myself.

[teaoverflowers]

Not with a razor you probably can't. But with a cut like yours, anyone could trim it for you if you found scissors.

[bumpetysplat]

I can't find real scissors, just kiddie ones.

[teaoverflowers]

Hah? I've seen people around here swords. Surely you can find something better than that.

[bumpetysplat]

Someone offered a lightsaber.

[teaoverflowers]

Isn't that a Star Wars reference?

[bumpetysplat]

Ja. I didn't ask.

[teaoverflowers]

Well, even if you had a lightsabor, I'd stick to scissors.

[bumpetysplat]

I thought that would be better, too.

[teaoverflowers]

Well, if you can't find anyone else to cut it once you find something proper to do it with, let me know.

[bumpetysplat]

...really? Thank you.