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[bumpetysplat]

Excuse me!

... does anyone here know how to sharpen things?

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[touch_fayth]

Define "things".

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[bumpetysplat]

[holds out a pair of child's safety scissors] They were all I could find.

[touch_fayth]

Uh, you're gonna need a sharpening stone of some kind.

[bumpetysplat]

Vas? [looking around for rocks]

[epic_shale]

You may have to be more specific than that.

[bumpetysplat]

[has little kiddie scissors!]

I want to cut my hair, but these aren't working.

[epic_shale]

Ah, I see. I don't carry scissors, or I'd offer them.

[bumpetysplat]

Thanks anyway... hey. You look... [peering]

[mmmdots]

With other things.

[bumpetysplat]

Like a rock?

[mmmdots]

Or a wit.

[bumpetysplat]

I don't think my wit will sharpen my scissors, although it is plenty sharp.

[403rtfm]

A pencil? A knife? Your looks?

[bumpetysplat]

My looks! Sort of.

[403rtfm]

[gives you an appraising look]

...hmmmmmmm.

[bumpetysplat]

[holds out scissors] I am trying to cut my hair. Someone thought I was a girl the other day.

[comeontoushi]

Like what?

[bumpetysplat]

Scissors.

[comeontoushi]

Find a new pair.

[bumpetysplat]

This kind is all the arts and crafts hut had.