[ ITP: ego. ]

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ATTENTION, EVERYONE.[ Where's that voice coming from? It sounds like the PA system. But- no, wait, it's some kid with blue hair standing on one of the speakers, attached to a telegraph pole; the one right next to you

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[ landing in a totally rockstar pose, all right! and bowing. ] Yeah! What a fall! The crowd goes wild!

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Um. Are you...... okay?

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I'm more than okay - I'm Black ☆ Star!

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...What?

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Black ☆ Star! That's me! It's like another word for great!

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Your name is Black☆Star?

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Yeah! I'm surprised you haven't heard of me.

[ he fumbles for a moment in his pockets. ]

Here, have my autograph!

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. . . um. T-thank you. . .?

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You should frame that.

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. . . I should?

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Yeah, 'cause it's so valuable! Think of it like an insider tip.

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. . . it is?

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Of course! Would I, Black ☆ Star, lie to you?