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[flame_oooooon]

[In an area where the gorillas mostly like to congregate, there is a commotion. A commotion of the fiery kind.]

The next of you clowns that tries to pants me is going to end up like that one!

[Fortunately, there is an attempt to put a stop to it!]

You know, I'm pretty sure there's a term for this- it's called environmental hazard.

Shut it,

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[bamheadshot]

Kids today.

((how many place holders does one person need))

[boosterrific]

You'd think they'd learn.

((AS MANY AS YOU CAN HANDLE!))

[bamheadshot]

What are they teaching them in schools now? Honestly.

[boosterrific]

I was saying he should go to villain school at least, but he totally brushed it off! I guess he wants to be third rate his whole life.

[bamheadshot]

He'll have to spend his best years offering lights to bums in the shady parts of town. It's a shame to see the youth of today squander their potential.

[boosterrific]

I guess he could squander it now instead of later. Because it always ends up being squandered somehow.

[bamheadshot]

Squander, squander, squander...

It doesn't even sound like a real word anymore.

[flame_oooooon]

Ah great, another hero-lookin freak.

[bamheadshot]

Not just hero looking. Certified, bona fide, honest-to-God hero.

Also not a freak. For the record.

[flame_oooooon]

There some kind of convention going on? Why are there so many of you in one place?

[bamheadshot]

... company crossover?

[flame_oooooon]

A guy can't even light somethin up anymore without getting a pack on your tail. Obviously you got nothing better to do.

[bamheadshot]

Well. Setting things on fire is kind of a big deal.

[flame_oooooon]

They started it!

[bamheadshot]

...

[flame_oooooon]

Well, they did! If those monkeys hadn't kept their paws off, I wouldn'tve had to fry em!