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[flame_oooooon]

[In an area where the gorillas mostly like to congregate, there is a commotion. A commotion of the fiery kind.]

The next of you clowns that tries to pants me is going to end up like that one!

[Fortunately, there is an attempt to put a stop to it!]

You know, I'm pretty sure there's a term for this- it's called environmental hazard.

Shut it,

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[boosterrific]

You plan on burning the whole place down? It'd suck for you.

((I, too, can master the placeholder.))

[flame_oooooon]

Haven't gotten to that part yet, but I'll get to it.

[Noticing your costume] What, you gonna try and stop me?

[boosterrific]

If I need to. But you know there's not getting out of this place, so even if you were gonna burn everyone up and you were somehow completely immune to it, you'd be trapped.

[flame_oooooon]

Pft, like to see ya try! What are you on old man? There's nothin holding me!

[boosterrific]

I'm not old, Soulpatch. I'm experienced. Experienced enough to know that my forcefield is airtight and I can throw it on other people.

Now, I didn't do so hot in chemistry. How's fire work without air?

But seriously...not old.

[flame_oooooon]

Soulpatch? What is with you heroes and lame nicknames?! It's Hotstreak!

Here, lemme burn it into your memory!

[boosterrific]

[Ker-forcefielded! He had to live with Fire, okay? He knows how to deal with it.]

...Pffftahahaha. Ahahahaha! Ah ha ha ha...Oh man.

You seriously think Hotstreak is a better name? They'll just let anyone become a villain these days.

[flame_oooooon]

[GRRRRR]

Better than your names, old man.

[boosterrific]

Hey, just 'cause you're some punk who thinks he's so special like every other person who ever lived with fire power, that doesn't make me old, okay? The name's Booster Gold, anyway.

And watch the bystanders, okay? I don't know who saves around here.

[flame_oooooon]

[Hang on I am totally ignoring everything you just said to laugh at your name.]

[Brb still laughing like a maniac.]

[boosterrific]

Whatever. My name is marketable and trustworthy. Your name sounds like you got it off of dollar-store hair dye.

Or did you? That would explain the disaster on your head.

[flame_oooooon]

Oy you're just jealous that you can't pull this off! Bet it's hard to color all those grey hairs, ain't it old man?

[boosterrific]

Who'd want to? And anyway, my hair is naturally this great. I know. It's okay to be jealous.

[flame_oooooon]

Of that mop? Not even when I hit your age.

[boosterrific]

It's alright. I know you're just pretending to hate it.

So, what are we talking here? Freak of nature, industrial accident, or science?

[flame_oooooon]

Oh I don't pretend. This is all legit.

I'm a Bang Baby you fool! What rock've you been living under?