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[inn_slaved]

*Somewhere in camp, there is a young man tripping on stuff. Banana peels, cats, rocks and landing into stuff -- dirt, puddles of water, maybe even YOU. Come laugh at him/get tripped upon*

((New voice, might be slow, come laugh at the new character! And here's a general meme for females. EDIT: Tired mun is tired, will pick up later! o/))

Comments

[drag_on_lady]

OK, that's just bein' stupid!

[inn_slaved]

YOU DON'T HAVE TO SAY IT LIKE THAT! IT'S NOT LIKE I'M TRYING TO FALL. This sort of thing just happens to me a lot.

[drag_on_lady]

Maybe there's somethin' wrong with yer legs?

[inn_slaved]

Maybe there's something wrong with my life...

[drag_on_lady]

Definitely looks like it. You should start fightin' back.

[inn_slaved]

FIGHT BACK?! WHAT THE HECK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN!!?

[drag_on_lady]

Don't go around whinin'? Grow a pair or somethin'? Man up?

[inn_slaved]

[...huh? Why did that seem so familiar and comforting in a weird weird way..?]

[inn_slaved]

B-but how can I fight back when its luck?! This kind of thing has been happening my entire life!

[drag_on_lady]

There's probably been a lot more people worse off than you. Like me.

[inn_slaved]

Like you? Why? You're so handsome you could get any girl you want if you really tried!

[drag_on_lady]

'cause I'm a chick dammit! Try spending all yer life bein' forced into somethn' not what ya are! Ya think yer life sucks now?!

[inn_slaved]

... you're a girl?

[drag_on_lady]

Wipe that stupid grin offa ya face! Can you say ya life sucks if ya didn't know about me?!

[inn_slaved]

You think YOUR life sucks? I'M a second-year ronin, who has never had a girlfriend in his twenty years of living! Yeah, and I'm also the landlord of a girl's dormitory and each of my tenants can possibly destroy me at a wink!! BEAT THAT!!

[drag_on_lady]

YOU call that a SHITTY LIFE?! Surrounded by women, in a position of power! Just 'cause ya ain't got the balls ta take advantage of it...!