ITP: DELICIOUS

[halfcocked]

[in the mess hall today, on a table, there is a great big tray of bacon and sausage. it is absolutely a tray of bacon and sausage and nothing else. it looks like bacon and sausage. it probably smells like bacon and sausage. so obviously this is a big, delicious, tempting tray of bacon and sausage.

there is also one failnoah tossing pieces of

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[changinchannels]

[CATCHIN' 'EM IN HIS MOUTH!] GYAHAHA, TOSS ANOTHER ONE, PYON!

[halfcocked]

[LOLOLOLOL]

[THROWING A SAUSAGE]

[changinchannels]

[HOMPH GOMPH :D :D :D]

[halfcocked]

Do a flip this time!

[a_holy_oak]

...

[halfcocked]

[trying to keep a straight face]

Hey, baby . . .

[a_holy_oak]

That word again ... What are you doing?

[halfcocked]

Uh, feeding . . . I mean, playing a game? I think he can do tricks!

[swornmyoaths]

Breakfast~!

[halfcocked]

[b-bubbles]

Uh, yeah, yeah! Looks--pretty good!

[swornmyoaths]

Can I have some of it? He can't possibly eat that entire tray's worth!

[halfcocked]

[MOUTH IS TREMBLING HERE]

Uh-huh~

[3rdkarmicwheel]

Is that… meat?

[halfcocked]

Looks like it, doesn't it? Of course it is!

[3rdkarmicwheel]

I do not normally see meat.

[halfcocked]

Ehh? Vegetarian??

[_overshadowed_]

...

*shakes his head*

People are so... ...

[halfcocked]

I dunno if you can call this guy a "person" exactly.

[_overshadowed_]

What is he then?

[halfcocked]

He's part animal! He doesn't even think he's a person, he says he's a tool.