For some reason I felt like posting this

[latrine_orderly]

Poll PAY ATTENTION TO ME CHECKBOX MEME

((I GOT DISTRACTED AND WANDERED AWAY /o/))

Comments

[TYPED]

[emperor_eel]

dropping people in a pit is kinda mean

[latrine_orderly]

Huh, really? Good thing you showed up to deliver this stunning moral revelation.

[emperor_eel]

i dont even recognize any of the names ...

[latrine_orderly]

Yeah, they already all left. Except Team Rocket. And come to think of it, that last name is pretty mysterious and perplexing, like something I should know but don't.

[on_a_parkbench]

Do you even know those people?

[latrine_orderly]

Yes indeedy! Especially Hannibal Lecter! You want to buy some of his things, mister?

[on_a_parkbench]

... No.

[latrine_orderly]

...Hey, do you have the unnerving feeling like we shouldn't be breathing the same air?

[adawningoath]

[filling out random answers HOW I FIGURED OUT THE LAPTOP we may never know]

[latrine_orderly]

Wassap, shoutaloupe?

[adawningoath]

...What's a shoutaloupe?

[latrine_orderly]

Well it's actually a native fruit which has not been spotted in previous years, due to what most likely boils down to biological improvements with the camp deaging mechanisms, as the active agents of previously-hazardous food items were isolated an' the little buggers transmorphed into a more viral and meme-like state, though insofar as I'm aware no particular scientific inquiry has been made into the matter, rendering any musing on the subject completely useless, long-winded, tl;dr, and boring.

[slightly_anemic]

I'm afraid I didn't quite understand the jumping question -- I hope it's all right that I left it blank.

[latrine_orderly]

That's okay, Ha-chan! You really shouldn't be jumping, anyway.

[slightly_anemic]

Well, yes, it is a bit difficult for me, my health being what it is.

[latrine_orderly]

Right. We can leave the track and field work to Elgala. Even if she dies from physical exhaustion, it won't be at nearly as rapidly as you will.

[shoopdesuwhoop]

I filled out your poll, so now you hafta give me attention!

[latrine_orderly]

[ignores]

[shoopdesuwhoop]

I will drop YOU down the pit!!

[latrine_orderly]

WHAT WILL YOU DO, INSIGNIFICANT CREATURE?