[Backdated to August 1, orz]

[astalavampire]

[Not terribly far from the library, there is a tiger. It is a tiger that, in fact, probably looks a little like a certain Methuselah's pet tiger. But isn't.  This tiger is currently sprawled out under a banner that reads:

♥ HAPPY ANNIVERSARY ASTHEROSHE ♥
...The banner looks slightly shredded. As if something with very large paws and claws had a go

Comments

[labellesansbra]

.... nice sign, Asta.

[astalavampire]

Mmm. I was unable to pull it down. Now it merely... dangles.

[tailswish]

[labellesansbra]

I like it! It sets the mood.

[astalavampire]

And what mood is that?

[labellesansbra]

Your anniversary!

[astalavampire]

Yes, I thought that had something to do with my current state. However, as far as any mood is concerned, "annoyance" sums mine up nicely.

[labellesansbra]

When did you turn into that, anyway?

[astalavampire]

Sometime while I slept, I imagine. Probably during the early morning hours. It was a... rude awakening, to say the least.

[labellesansbra]

It's almost an improvement.

[astalavampire]

An improvement? I beg to differ -- I prefer my own form, thank you.

[labellesansbra]

But you look so nice! And fluffy!

[astalavampire]

...I dislike being "fluffy."

[labellesansbra]

You look... regal?

[astalavampire]

...That's better. Though I still prefer my own appearance.

[labellesansbra]

Can I pet you?

[astalavampire]

...

What? No.