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[iscrewtothink]

[in the messhall there is currently an apparently recovering from injuries mad scientist typing on the computer!]

Attention, Campers and Counselors. I know because of my job as the Zombie Repair Man, I will often find interesting items used to defeat zombies. That being said, has anyone lost their marbles recently

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[sillyrabitricks]

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[iscrewtothink]

Ah, Rabi, do they belong to you?

[sillyrabitricks]

No. But I'm shocked you'd go the obvious route.

[iscrewtothink]

... is that supposed to be a joke at my expense?

[halfcocked]

[BATTING A MARBLE AROUND ON THE GROUND]

[iscrewtothink]

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[halfcocked]

[tumbling over with it and kicking]

[iscrewtothink]

[picking you up by the scruff of the neck and bringing you to eyelevel--out of swiping distance]

[throwawrench]

[hey fancy meeting you here]

Oh? You're the Zombie Repair Man? That's interesting! So why, then, are all those things in such poor repair? Aah, they're no fun to break at all, when they're like that! Although, maybe that makes sense? If they're no fun to break, it's less fun to break them, so that makes less work for you! And you like taking things apart batter than repairing them, right?

[iscrewtothink]

... yes, hello again.

I do find taking things apart much more fulfilling but sadly, the Director Madam Sayre was the one who gave me the job and I am not motivated enough to repair them any better than they are.

[throwawrench]

Right! Okay, that makes sense! That's the best way to deal with a job like that. So you have a job in this place, like Ladd? That's interesting!

[iscrewtothink]

Hmmm, most people above a certain age come twice a year with a job, so I hear. Counselors.

[a_holy_oak]

[sneaking is a lot easier when you're not ALL WHITE]

[swornmyoaths]

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[a_holy_oak]

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[swornmyoaths]

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[sniffs at]

[touchessouls]

*just happens to be passing through...*

[iscrewtothink]

[oshit--two instinctive reactions: 1) GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE and 2) CUT A BITCH.

... tries to find a happy medium and just... sits there, and stares at]

[touchessouls]

*noticing that. not commenting quite yet, though*

[iscrewtothink]

[forces self not to look away]