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[In the mythical Center of Camp, there is a KISS Reject Bat currently chained to a tree. There are several flashing neon arrows directing attention to him and the sign attached to the tree above his head. The sign is pink. And covered in adorable drawings of Hearts and Rainbows. And SPARKLES. It says:
Intervention Needed: Please Jesus Me!!
Unsurprisingly, he looks rather.....er....unhappy about this situation.]
SON OF A B----....!!!!
[Yeah. That kind of unhappy.
Do you investigate? Attempt to help him? Point and laugh? Take the sign's advice?!]
[ETA: The sign now includes the following IMPORTANT INFORMATION:
"Asshole traitor who devoured his comrade! Weak to lightning and strong to earth when flying, weak to earth when guarding. Also there's a tree nearby that grows eggs"
There is a crude map underneath.]
[Son of ETA: And he's free! Start running!]
Intervention Needed: Please Jesus Me!!
Unsurprisingly, he looks rather.....er....unhappy about this situation.]
SON OF A B----....!!!!
[Yeah. That kind of unhappy.
Do you investigate? Attempt to help him? Point and laugh? Take the sign's advice?!]
[ETA: The sign now includes the following IMPORTANT INFORMATION:
"Asshole traitor who devoured his comrade! Weak to lightning and strong to earth when flying, weak to earth when guarding. Also there's a tree nearby that grows eggs"
There is a crude map underneath.]
[Son of ETA: And he's free! Start running!]