[ITP: Pain]

[redrisngphoenix]

*if you're anywhere in the vicinity of the base today, you may hear this coming from a window*

OH MY FUCKING GOD WHO THE HELL PUT PEPPER IN MY LOTION!!!

*Prank war/lovers spat is GO*

Comments

[labellesansbra]

[conspicuously absent]

[minormajor]

NOT ME

[redrisngphoenix]

Oh my FUCKING GOD whoever did this was a sadist!

Do we have cold water? Milk?

[minormajor]

...........Yeah we have cold water.

[redrisngphoenix]

Can you bring me some?

[bellsofsteel]

. . . Well I wish it was me . . .

[redrisngphoenix]

It was you, wasn't it?! Admit it, Xingba! This is something good enough to actually own up to!

[bellsofsteel]

An' I'm tellin' you! That sounds like a good idea! An' now I can't DO IT to ya!

[redrisngphoenix]

Maybe I can do it to you, since you seem so enamored of the idea!

[comeontoushi]

. . . So loud . . .

[redrisngphoenix]

You would be loud, too, if you got cayenne in your hooha.

[comeontoushi]

*do you really want to go there.*

[redrisngphoenix]

*I feel like someone napalmed my cock, do I look like I care*

[art_crow]

Ha ha ha ha, man, that sounds hilarious!

[redrisngphoenix]

You're a robot, what do you know?!

[art_crow]

More than you!

[redrisngphoenix]

It's not like pepper can do this to you!