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[suigeneri]

[Near the entrance to the mess hall, there's a young teenager with a clipboard, a laptop, a couple of folders, and plenty of notes. And a pen. Must not forget the pen. It looks like he's been gathering his courage for a while to do this

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[federalparanoia]

I'm here to confiscate your school project.

[waaaaaaaaaaaarp]

You can't do that.

[federalparanoia]

He indicated he wasn't a threat. Government regulations state that any individual claiming not to be a threat is indeed one.

[waaaaaaaaaaaarp]

Those regulations are wrong.

[federalparanoia]

Well, yes, but we can ignore that when it gets me what I want.

[waaaaaaaaaaaarp]

That selfishness... will you ruin someone's project just for that?

[federalparanoia]

If it means locating information that may prove the existence of extraterrestrial life and supernatural activity? I'd sell the soul I already have pledged to Girl Scout Troup 371 for that kind of information.

[waaaaaaaaaaaarp]

To have callously sacrificed a part of yourself like that... how can you even call yourself human?

[federalparanoia]

...

Haven't you ever had Thin Mints before?

[waaaaaaaaaaaarp]

Thin Mints?

[federalparanoia]

Special Agent Fox Mulder, FBI. I'm going to have to ask you to come with me please. And drink a lot of water.

[waaaaaaaaaaaarp]

I won't.

[federalparanoia]

We can do this the easy way or the hard way.

I'm the easy way. You don't want to meet the hard way.

[waaaaaaaaaaaarp]

I'll take your hard way. It's no use talking to someone who's already lost his human soul.

[federalparanoia]

Alright. But I feel I must warn you. She bites.

[waaaaaaaaaaaarp]

An expression of emotion like that... at least she's human!