[In the right of camp....er, middle-right, or something.]

[king_of_shell]

*a giant green pipe comes out of the ground nonchalantly, and fires one large Koopa King out before sinking back into nonexistance. Heavily bruised and grouchy, he struggles to his feet.*

That was the worst release party ever.

{ooc: De-hiatus post! Wooo!)

Comments

[shes_a_gas]

Release? Were you held captive somewhere?

[king_of_shell]

Not really, but that actually sounds pretty accurate for waiting in line with a bunch of jerks.

[shes_a_gas]

What a horrible thing to do to someone!

[capt_liarpants]

MOOOOOOOOOONSTEEEEEEER!!!!!!

[king_of_shell]

LOUD GUUUUUY!

[capt_liarpants]

AAAAAHHHH DON'T EAT MEEEE!!! I'M NOT TASTY AT ALLLLL!!! IF YOU TRY TO HURT ME, MY 8,000 WARRIORS WILL AVENGE ME!!!

[king_of_shell]

Eh, I don't usually eat raw coward. Gives me hives.

8000 troops, huh? So I've got a rival troop leader in camp? Bwahaha, finally!

[head_4_chakra]

*...Hi you're a giant turtle. What.*

(OOC: Placeholder!)

[king_of_shell]

*It takes one to know one. Wait, that makes no sense.*

[head_4_chakra]

*Once I was a real turtle. It really doesn't, but you get points for trying.*

...I'm tempted to ask about the pipe and this so-called release party.

[ass_guardian]

Maybe I should go check the security on the old hideout.

[kidnapcount9001]

[Was about to comment that he doesn't seem like the kind of guy one could hold captive too easily, then she remembers who it is she's talking to. S'up, vegetable garden turtle?]

Don't tell me, someone forgot the chips?

[king_of_shell]

*weird princessdar pings are still weird*

Yeah. And the music. And the games.

[kidnapcount9001]

[I'm telling you, not a monkey princess!]

Who the hell forgets to bring MUSIC to a party? I mean, games you can make something up, but a bunch of drunken bozos horribly failing at singing sailor songs is only entertaining the first time through.

[king_of_shell]

Too true. Luckily that situation itself can lead to some fun games, like "Race to the end of the plank" and a certain sport I affectionately call "Cannonball." Of course, all the fun parts go to the referee, bwahaha!