[ITP: battle nuns]

[a_holy_oak]

[Hakuren has a book open in front of him and a pen in hand for notes, but he's not actually paying attention to either, as he's sort of unfortunately riveted on the video his computer has decided to show him]

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[halfcocked]

[draperape and watching the screen]

--it's true?!

[a_holy_oak]

--What's true?

[halfcocked]

Just last night we were talking about priests and nuns and all that fighting . . .

[a_holy_oak]

This seems to be a bit more like your world than mine, I think -- we don't have a Vatican.

[halfcocked]

That's where the pope lives, right? Did you know the pope came last night?? That's why we were talking about it!

[a_holy_oak]

[blinks] The pope did ... ?

[halfcocked]

Some world's pope, not mine! He's like our age, Ribbons, he's the biggest pussy you've ever seen.

[a_holy_oak]

That young? That seems rather unusual; it's generally a position for the older generation.

[halfcocked]

Yeah, yeah, we were trying to figure out if this kid could take one of the 80-year-old popes you get in most universes, and I don't think I could, he passes out every five minutes because he gets all scared~ And he started praying when I said the word fuck!

[a_holy_oak]

... did you really swear like that in front of a pope? If he's that young, he's probably been very sheltered ...

[halfcocked]

You really think I wouldn't swear like that in front of a pope?

[a_holy_oak]

I'm not that surprised, no. But you had to also realize I would comment on it.

[halfcocked]

Yeah, of course, of course~ It's not me he's gotta worry about. Ticky saved him. I wonder why??

[a_holy_oak]

Did you try asking him?

[halfcocked]

To get a good reaction out of his human, he said. . . . Ticky's got like, a pet crazy person . . . the guy hates him but has a thing for him too . . .

[a_holy_oak]

... hates him, but still likes him? How does that work, exactly?