itp: camp's sense of humor?

[captaincy]

[ in the center of camp, a two-animal menagerie. given Camp's tendency to produce far odder things, this isn't really worth a second glance. until you notice the gecko seems to have a screw through its head. and the ferret looks like it really wants to bite someone. ]

So... how long until this wears off?

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[touch_fayth]

. . .

*Pokes the ferret. With a stick.*

[iscrewtothink]

... I don't suggest antagonizing him further. He's already in a foul mood.

[captaincy]

[ snaps at the stick. and then again, a little more playfully. ]

Rikku.

[touch_fayth]

IT KNOWS MY NAME

[captaincy]

Ahaha, I'm Captain Jack.

[touch_fayth]

What'd you do? You're a spazzy rat thing!

[captaincy]

Hey, that's not nice. I'm a ferret. People have been known to find me adorable!

[touch_fayth]

... *picks him up* I've never seen a ferret before. What do you eat?

[captaincy]

... Y'know, I have no idea. For all I know, I have a taste for human flesh.

[touch_fayth]

Not with those tiny teeth. When do you get your hot body back?

[captaincy]

Hell if I know. Hopefully soon.

[touch_fayth]

Well... at least you're not a Tonberry or something.

[captaincy]

A what? Are they anything like oglops?

[touch_fayth]

Ogwa? They're fiends-- kinda look like turtles, but they walk upright and don't have shells.

And they have knives.

[captaincy]

Doesn't sound good to me. Think I'll stick with ferret.