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[oranginavariant]

Ahem... excuse me. Would anyone happen to have any catnip lying around? Whatever gets you through the night, as they say.

Alternatively, children's aspirin for this headache would be nice.

Comments

[halfcocked]

I dunno who you are or who you fucked, but catnip is a big mistake.

[oranginavariant]

*Looks over at the bunny. >_>*

Right now, it's better than a migraine.

[halfcocked]

Don't come crying to me when you wake up and spent all day puking . . .

[oranginavariant]

I take it you overdosed.

[halfcocked]

I-I look at leaves now and it's like I swallowed a rat whole or something . . .

[oranginavariant]

Gag reflex.

[halfcocked]

Exactly! If you go for it, I'll laugh at your pain in the morning!

[oranginavariant]

I know not to go overboard.

[halfcocked]

Hahahaha! I-I'm not hearing that from some chick who got turned into a cat for going too far!

[oranginavariant]

That's not... entirely true.

[halfcocked]

. . . Jellybeans for you too?

[oranginavariant]

No, sex.

[halfcocked]

Then how's it not true?!

[oranginavariant]

I took my clothes off and he groped me. We didn't go very far.

[halfcocked]

Ehhhh?? Above the waist? I thought that was okay! That's not okay!?

[oranginavariant]

Slightly below the back.