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[near the fabled center of camp, there is a sign and a speaker reading off the sign (including the small print]

DO YOU WANT TO BE SPECIAL?

Get advice about how to become one of the special snow flakes in C. F. U. D. (Camp Fuck You Die), or if you're completely hopeless, seek counseling on how to feel better about yourself!

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What an interesting opportunity for us.

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I wonder who we'll be able to help.

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Hmm. The ones you have to help are rather hopeless, though.

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I don't think anyone is hopeless.

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You're unnecessary then. Is that what you're trying to say?

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... No.

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Very well. Then try to help the boring people.

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How is someone boring to you?

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Too bad! I'm not in the mood to explain.

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I see why camp chose me.

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My, my, it seems like camp did its job. You feel special, don't you?

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You're always this way, aren't you?

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You can tell?