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[recreational]

[near the fabled center of camp, there is a sign and a speaker reading off the sign (including the small print]

DO YOU WANT TO BE SPECIAL?

Get advice about how to become one of the special snow flakes in C. F. U. D. (Camp Fuck You Die), or if you're completely hopeless, seek counseling on how to feel better about yourself!

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[suigeneri]

Ah...

[recreational]

Hello.

[suigeneri]

Hi.

You're in charge of the special training?

[recreational]

That's right.

[recreational]

What an interesting opportunity for us.

[sparklybite]

I wonder who we'll be able to help.

[recreational]

Hmm. The ones you have to help are rather hopeless, though.

[sparklybite]

I don't think anyone is hopeless.

[necessaryevil]

...

[recreational]

I can tell. You are in need of assistance.

[necessaryevil]

...Not particularly.

[recreational]

That hair, those lines on your face-it's clearly a sign of premature aging.

[buggereye]

[standing back a bit, watching thoughtfully]

Any takers so far?

(( Placeholder! ))

[sparklybite]

There are a few, but it is worded pretty harshly.

[buggereye]

A little. ... a little wish fulfillment too.

[sparklybite]

But it is hard to be ordinary in a place with vampires, shounen manga main characters, and super heroes!

[san_contrefacon]

It's not like there's much you can do.

[sparklybite]

Ah, you don't seem so ordinary to me ...

[san_contrefacon]

Lucky me, right?

[sparklybite]

Of course you're lucky! You're very cute.