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*After a year of posts where Kira sits around not doing anything interesting. ITP Kira is sitting around reading a book.

...and eating from a box of dick-shaped dark chocolates.*

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[whoooosshh]

*... Man, the weirdos you see walking around camp in sweltering summer heat, wearing your stylish huge cape and carrying your coffin/sleeping place around on your back.*

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*YES more FFVII characters*

[whoooosshh]

*Oh man, now he's looking right at me. I knew stopping and boggling was a bad idea. Maybe there's still time to escape if I start walking away without a word.*

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Freak of nature-chan! Come have a chocolate dick!

[whoooosshh]

*That comment earns you a Stop, Turn and Stare.*

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*waves dick. it is very tempting, is it not?*

[whoooosshh]

*I don't know what fanfic you read, but I can tell you they were wrong and I'm going to leave now.

As soon as I get Shigure to stop bugging me.*

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*i'm sure I've seen some Cid/Vincent fanart |D*

Come on, freak of nature-chan, you can angst over here just as well as over there.

[whoooosshh]

*I do not care for the opinions of lesser beings regarding my angst and where I can engage in it, thank you very much. Also, I'm still ignoring you.*

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[whoooosshh]

*Even I know better than to introduce myself by calling someone a freak and offering them chocolate phalluses. Really.*

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*IDEA*

I have a bribe.

[whoooosshh]

... For what purpose?

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To make you hang out with me.... and come eat one of these.

[whoooosshh]

... I think I'll pass.

[originalsinner]

You should hear what the bribe is first.