I should have done this three years ago.

[grilled2order]

While I am a bit reluctant to interrupt the current atmosphere of anxiety over impending nuclear war, if hearsay and internet service announcements are to be believed, my past experiences with this camp strongly suggest that perhaps we could all benefit from a pick-me-up of sorts. After I conclude this post to the general public, you may resume

Comments

[bellsofsteel]

. . . I think he lost it.

[grilled2order]

I assure you, Xingba, I am perfectly sane.

[HEY. XINGBA. I HAVE A DONUT. AND I AM NOW GOING TO TRY TO STICK IT IN YOUR MOUTH. OPEN WIIIIIIIIIIDE, HERE COMES THE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIRPLANE]

[bellsofsteel]

Well I ain't gonna buy it one little what the hell is that.

[grilled2order]

Open wiiiiiiiiiiiide~

[redrisngphoenix]

Huh.... Really?

[grilled2order]

This is a once in a lifetime opportunity, Gongji. I'd be a fool to squander it on pointless things like filing reports for no one.

[redrisngphoenix]

And that is why I never do my paperwork.... Oh crap Well, yeah...

Wait, does the paperwork still need to be done?

[grilled2order]

No. No one would believe it, anyway.

[wickedragonlady]

Yay, donuts!

...

Oh wait, you're quitting?

[grilled2order]

Retiring.

[wickedragonlady]

*chewing a donut... thoughtfully. That's it*

But you're still gonna be my general, right?

[grilled2order]

Me personally, or my reincarnation?

[sillyrabitricks]

. . .

[grilled2order]

Donut?

[sillyrabitricks]

No, I don't think so.

[grilled2order]

Is there a problem?

[captainweakling]

. . .

[grilled2order]

...Ziming?

[captainweakling]

You're retiring?

[grilled2order]

For the time being, yes. It feels a bit silly to say that considering I fully intend to resume my duties upon my return, but a vacation isn't quite the proper word for it.