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[but_a_wolf]

CHILDREN! Write me stories!

((OOC: SLOWING DOWN! I'll pick up tomorrow o/))

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[capt_liarpants]

I could tell you about some of my heroic adventures that I've had with my crew! Tales of my mighty deeds that have swept up and down all the islands at sea! In fact, I've even been approached by a publisher or ten about having a book put together!

[but_a_wolf]

Have you now?

[capt_liarpants]

Of course! I think they want to call it "Brave Tales of an Usoppian Kind!" Or maybe "The Bravest Strongest Fascinatingest Cleverest Warrior".

[but_a_wolf]

You're a sham.

[capt_liarpants]

...HEY! YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW ME!

[but_a_wolf]

SOMEONE WHO CLAIMS TO BE THE BRAVEST STRONGEST FASCINATINGEST CLEVEREST WARRIOR MUST BE EVERYTHING BUT THAT!

[capt_liarpants]

WELL, YOU'RE WROOOOONG! I'VE BEEN ON ADVENTURES AND BECOME FRIENDS WITH GIANTS AND DEFEATED FISHMEN AND MOLEWOMEN AND SAILED A SHIP UP A MOUNTAIN! HAVE YOU DONE ANY OF THAT?!

[but_a_wolf]

No, but I've written about it.

[capt_liarpants]

Then you should know someone who's done those things when you see them! And those were only possible titles for the book! Hmph, I'm not going to tell you any of my grand adventures.

Why're you asking for stories if you're a writer? Don't you have your own?

[but_a_wolf]

I got bored! What's your name?

[capt_liarpants]

People really seem to get bored here a lot. This place doesn't seem that boring to me!

I'm the Brave and Very Proud Captain Usopp. What's yours, writer-who-doesn't-believe-me?

[but_a_wolf]

I am the Disbelieving Novelist Shigure!

[capt_liarpants]

Hmph, a novelist. How many books have you written? How many have you written about fishmen? And giants?