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[but_a_wolf]

CHILDREN! Write me stories!

((OOC: SLOWING DOWN! I'll pick up tomorrow o/))

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[marezydoats]

Isn't that your job?

[but_a_wolf]

Of course not! My job is to record them.

[marezydoats]

Chronicler

N. A writer of a chronicle, a recorder of events in the order of time; an historian.

That's from dictionary.com.

[but_a_wolf]

People who are not me writing is an event!

A recorder of events! I write about people who wrote!

[fill_the_blanks]

Too lazy to.

[but_a_wolf]

I'll give you candy.

[fill_the_blanks]

But what kind of candy?

[but_a_wolf]

What kind would you like?

[lordoverflowers]

If everyone doesn't write I'll kill them.

[but_a_wolf]

Isn't that a little aggressive?

[lordoverflowers]

Hah?

[but_a_wolf]

... owned.

[tengu_topper]

Ehhh, Shigure-san, you're not trying to get out of your work by letting them do it, are you?

[but_a_wolf]

Of course not! That'd be very irresponsible of me!

[tengu_topper]

That's what I thought, but I thought it would be good to check.

[but_a_wolf]

That is so very nice of you, Kantarou-kun~

[halfcocked]

What are you, five fucking years old?

[but_a_wolf]

EIGHT!

[halfcocked]

Idiot! What do you need stories for anyway? I'm not doing homework!

[but_a_wolf]

I'm bored and I figured if I asked nicely someone would entertain me.